"Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking."
Nose hurts like hell. Feels like its been broken into two, and anything that causes it to move results in the broken edges rubbing against each other (and hence intense pain). This includes, but is not restricted to the following- Breathing, Walking, Yawning, Sneezing, Opening my mouth to drink or eat.
No idea of the cause. Seems to have happened overnight. Hurts so bad I can't even go jogging, what with the twin assaults of pain from trying to breathe and each footstep.