"What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say."
Today I was reading about Flatworms and I read the following:
"Penis fencing is a mating behavior engaged in by certain species of flatworm, such as Pseudobiceros hancockanus. Species which engage in the practice are hermaphroditic, possessing both eggs and sperm-producing testes.[1]
The species "fence" using two-headed dagger-like penises which are pointed, and white in color. The "winner" is the organism that inseminates the other. The sperm is absorbed through pores in the skin, causing fertilization in the "loser".[2][3]" -excerpt from Wikipedia
It made my day.
Today I cut my leg and bled all over. But that doesnt compare to what happened (or nearly happened) to my family today....
Their story: Car driving down the road somewhere around ECP highway or something. Another car FLIES (yes, airborne it goes) over the thingy which separates the road, and takes out a motorcycle RIGHT IN FRONT of my parent's car. Said unlucky motorcyclist flies, loses his helmet and lays sprawled on the ground several meters away. Driver of flying car gets out unharmed somehow. Parents call 995. Panic ensues.
Wow my fun day at ECP cycling pales in comparison to their day.