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Thursday, September 17, 2009

"Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to pick him up either."

Life of Yu Xuan:

4.40 a.m. - Wake up
5.50 a.m. - Leave home
6.25 a.m. - Wake up again (on bus, fortunately not at Bishan)
7.40 a.m. - 3.00 p.m. - Nap Time
3.00 p.m. - 3.30 p.m. - Walk to coro with Edwin, Caleb and Lionel to slack shit
3.30 p.m. - 5.00 p.m. - Go home, stone in front of computer
5.10 p.m. - Find out that it's against the law to sit on the back of my dad's lorry as it is now FML.
5.30 p.m. - Reach Varsity Park (Sun Hong Run lives in this block of condos)
5.30 p.m. - Discover Varsity Park has no unloading bay. 6 items of furniture to move to customer's apartment. Lorry has to be parked OUTSIDE the block of condos. Guess where our customer's apartment is... yea, you got it.... the most inaccessible one, located furthest from the entrance (Block 50)
5.30 p.m. - 6.30 p.m. - Carrying furniture from lorry to customer's apartment. GG 60kg crate storing a giant glass pane, freaking heavy and freaking hard to navigate through the lift and corridors.
6.30 p.m. - Find out that our ang moh customer wants us to unpack all his furniture from the packaging (not a part of our job).
6.30 p.m. - 7.00 p.m. - Penknife wielding skills + 1. The chairs, sofas and tables are wrapped in cardboard, and 30 minutes of honing my slashing skills by making as long cuts as I can without harming the furniture or myself ensues. By the end of it the entire corridor is littered with shredded cardboard and the string used to tie it down.
7.20 p.m. - Kind passerby who lives in the same corridor as our customer lends us a broom and a dustpan to sweep up the mess.
7.21 p.m. - Ang Moh customer gives me and my dad $20 tip each.
7.30 p.m. - Dad gives me $20 salary, about 2/5 of normal prices.
8.30 p.m. - Reach home.
9.10 p.m. - Blog.

sneezing alot suddenly... cant seem to remember but someone was sneezing alot in school also.

yay $ + 40.


Left his delible imprint at [8:53 PM] Sharp.

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About Me

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Basic Info

Name: Goh Yu Xuan
Birthday: 1/11/1992
School: NUS

Disclaimer: Reading this blog may lower your IQ. It has not been scientifically proven... yet. But it probably might.

My Motto

Do I still have one?

Random Goals

Live a few more days (quite low priority goal actually)

Try to make the people around me abit happier?

Learn to be more irrational

Random sites for laughs

Cyanide and Happiness
FML
Failblog
MLIA
Awkward Zombie
BiTF
CAD
June Sux
Homestarrunner
Fanboys
Gurps
SMBC
Not Always Right
Dr McNinja
Bmoviecomic
The Noob Comic
VG Cats
XKCD
DESPAIR
Demotivational Posters
Auto Complete Me
Darwin Awards
[sick] Jokes

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