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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"

“Knock it down”

Hello I am you sergeant
And you are all my men
You will listen to exactly what I say, understand?
When I ask you to eat, you eat…
When I say sleep, you sleep
Do you know what I will do to you if you screw up my plan?

Knock it down, Knock it down
Get your hands on the ground and knock it down.
Knock it down, Knock it down
Just take it like a man and knock it down.

If you don’t have a girlfriend, at least now you got a wife
She just turned 21 and so you guard her with your life!
She is brand new model and she shoots very far…
She is made in Singapura and her name is SAR

SAR 21 SAR 21
She’s the new rifle of Singapura
SAR 21 SAR 21
Don’t trifle with this rifle SAR 21

When I was in BMT, I used to weigh a tonne.
My PTI said, “my grandma can walk faster than you run!”
Last time I can’t chin up,
but now I can do 5.
I’m so proud of my achievements, all thanks to PTI.

Why so slow; drop twenty.
Now you run 20 times round the SOC
Twist my arm, sprained my knee
Go ask MO give me Attend C

Knock it down, Knock it down
Get your hands on the ground and knock it down.
Knock it down, Knock it down
Just take it like a man and knock it down.

I used to hear those stories, that army life so rough
I used to be a koo niang, but army made my though!
After 2 years of training, now then I know why
When the enemy starts firing…
When the enemy starts firing…
When the enemy starts firing…
You don’t have time to hide.

Knock it down, Knock it down
If you don’t want to get killed just knock it down
Knock it down, Knock it down
I’m like semi-automatic knock it down!

So knock it down, Knock it down
If you don’t want to get killed just knock it down
Knock it down, Knock it down
I’m like semi-automatic so you better knock it down!


Left his delible imprint at [11:22 PM] Sharp.

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About Me

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Basic Info

Name: Goh Yu Xuan
Birthday: 1/11/1992
School: NUS

Disclaimer: Reading this blog may lower your IQ. It has not been scientifically proven... yet. But it probably might.

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Do I still have one?

Random Goals

Live a few more days (quite low priority goal actually)

Try to make the people around me abit happier?

Learn to be more irrational

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