Next time I should tie a string instead of using rubberbands. After all, that not-so-easily-accessible place requires alot of stretching for the rubberbands to get that. If I don't use a string to tie it down tightly next time my butt is the one that's gonna suffer, what with that thing moving about and poking my ass.
Stupid cloth-tied-around-saddle. Gathers in one place and tries to give me a second asshole.
Sorry lamppost for ramming into you. Sorry bicycle gear for damaging you. Sorry bicycle chain for getting you off the gears. Sorry hands for getting grease on you. Sorry ass for getting you hurt.
