Today was a dam sian/fun day. Its like, seriously alot of both.
Morning is the usual. Come to school, use toilet, buy coffee+tea, wait around, slack with Gary / Wei Long / usual gang sleeping around (being the only table with like 8+ ppl all with head on the table) while noting the lack of tables. Some briefings about the war games which were seriously dam funny in a lame way. Facepainting, basically I do what I do with my face cleanser, a.k.a. closing my eyes and rubbing it all over the whole face (yes, including the lips). Looked like a scary retard (but cannot win the guy from my class who painted the eyes and one big area around the lips, seriously looked like the Joker).
WARGAMESSS.. really dam retarded lol. Fun yes, but retarded too. I meng sweat so much that by the time the games started like half the paint gone off my face liao... thn all the meng planning with Justin / Har / Xuan Cheng etc all disappear once the games start. Seriously dam hiong lol. Its either take the bomb and CHIOOONNNGGGGG and win/fail, thn andrenaline rush end and suddenly feel dam shag, or slack around and push people/stop people/burst their bubble/push people. Oh ya got one tatic dam funny. Because some jokers started putting their hands in their shirts to fake the water bomb, I basically put one real bomb in my shirt, stroll all the way past all the Ares defenders, all the while purposefully puffing out my chest as if trying to fake them if they looked at me. Kia Wee actually noticed that the bomb was real, that bastard, after he poked my stomach. Lol most people daoed him though after he shouted "ITS REAL ITS REAL". Anyway sian la missed tt shot -.- In the end Ares win, but not very clean win cuz the girls from their fac sorta cheated, e.g. putting the bomb in their.... chest. so much so that even the girls from our faculty also dun dare burst it.
After war games was clean up, so i go hum in toilet block toilet with yi zhuang. seriously got the whole toilet to ourselves dam shuang lor. aft tt basically slacked around, buy food, meng sweat, drink water, meng sweat, listen to kok seng play guitar, meng sweat, sleep on bench, meng sweat, wake up (cuz of) meng sweat, and basically sweating around. After awhile my ct people moved to dance studios and i couldnt be bothered to go because i was sweating so much so i slacked around at random places. met samuel at the fish tank, thn we slacked around the school, going to backstage of hall, listening to samuel play piano, thn walked around to the tian tang and play with Andai, zhi cong abit, jump up and down the stupid railing lol. dam fun.
after that emo abit in hall, finally meet up with ct again, sing some stupid songs lol. thn our last MASS DANCE for the orientation. dam fucked la i meng sweat buckets like some stupid idiot zzz. sit down also can sweat one. after tt @ CT benches we were like about to leave thn suddenly someone went "lets have dinner". so dinner be it. after that someone went "lets play pool". so pool was it. some epic retarded pool session LOL was dam high for no reason -.-
Oh ya got all the lame jokes about cheers. Its like they usually go "HWA CHONG IS WINNING AYE-CEE-JAY-CEE SO WHAT DO WE DO" "WE CHEER". So basically Ning Yu got stuff like "WE'RE CONSTIPATED AND GOT STOMACHE ACHE SO WHAT DO WE DO" "WE CHEER". Its like epicly retarded but dam funny irl. Also got "WE'RE DRIVING A CAR AT 100 KM/H AND THE BRAKES ARE STUCK SO WHAT DO WE DO" "WE CHEEERRRR" etc.
And seriously I find that I'm dam weird. Its like most of the day was dam emo, then suddenly dam high for no damned reason. Furthermore when saying all the lame stuff like "blahblahblah" "we CHEEERR" its like I'm thinking: This is a damn stupid thing to say", and I'll still just go "CHEEERRR". Its not until on the way home before I suddenly become dam emo again. Zzzz ze norm sia.
Name: Goh Yu Xuan
Birthday: 1/11/1992
School: NUS
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