I am but a constant in a sea of variables, misdirecting the flow but never changing it.

Let today's post take a significantly lighter note with a joke for an opening:

"Little Johnny's neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family were invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him, explaining that the baby had no ears. He warned Little Johnny not to mention anything about the missing ears, else he would give him a good smacking. Little Johnny told his dad that he understood completely.

When Johnny looked into the crib he said: "What a beautiful baby." The mother thanked him. Johnny then said: "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes," the mother replied, "the Doctor said that he will have 20/20 vision." "That's great," said Little Johnny, "cause he'd be fucked if he needed glasses..."

VERY COLD RIGHT -.- Lame joke lah.

Anyway today dam sian day. As usual I slack the day away, eating during free time, walking around class benches saying hi to people, sleeping in class etc. Think I pissed off two teachers today... esp Lit... when the teacher says that he's gonna judge people by their essays, and I wrote an essay twice as long as others... and when most of our essays are gonna be total bullshit (having not done anything on poems for two years)... all he'll see is that I'm more full of bullshit than the others -.-

Ahahaha then after school Jerrold, Julian, Zhi Cong, Ning Yu, Andai and I went to play pool. Oh, and De Sheng and his gf came along too. Basically dam funny la, had alot of fun bullshitting around with the others. Won Julian like four times in a row or something (LOL in the end he pocketed his own black too early by mistake)... After that played 1v1 with Jerrold for like 6 games, lost the first 3 won the last 3. Went home rather happy lah.

Oh ya my angel drew me some tortise for the angel-mortal letter, so I drew her back this:

Lame shit right? I bet she can't recognise. Oh well...